What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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