Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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