How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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