If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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