I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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