Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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