Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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