I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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