Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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