I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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