Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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