dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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