Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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