Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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