is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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