there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
my liver is dry heaving
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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