After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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