She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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