I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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