I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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