i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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