Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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