no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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