Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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