it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just forgot I was standing up.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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