By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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