Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
