that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she pinky promised me she was 18
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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