is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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