Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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