We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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