People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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