So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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