someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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