Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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