I love black thongs
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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