we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
