We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
