yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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