i just google imaged poop.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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