Apparently you make a good broom.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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