I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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