so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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