apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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