i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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