YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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