But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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