I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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