You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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