fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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