Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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