are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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