If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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